I’m going for a run at half 7 and I’m just eating breakfast right now, so I’m gonna be running on a full stomach. Idiooooooot!
(If my dad found out he’d be raging “so I can’t tweet this hah.)
You know when you find your old artwork and you don’t know what kind of place emotionally you were in at that time to create it?
I don’t remember a word I said I’m just buzzing because I can post videos from my phone
I gotta get this done, i keep taking so long to work on stuff
Ranty rant rant
So when are you going to show face? I feel like I’ve been forgotten about recently and your girlfriend is a nice replacement for me. I’m so angry, and its distracting me from studying. When you’re here I’m distracted, and when you’re not it is the same. The occasional text is okay, but how about spending time with me? But then again, when we do it’s so damn awkward.
imagine a new born baby named grandma
then you can pretend you’re time travelers instead of parents
(via cumbersmerch)
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
I
(via perksofbeingmental)
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via perksofbeingmental)
